Bumper sticker quotes and sayings.

Our list of funny and offensive bumper sticker quotes.

Bumper sticker quotes tend to be more inspirational or political than tshirt quotes. Although there is some definate bumper sticker humour, there are a lot less naughty quotes or offensive quotes found on a bumper sticker, unless of course the offensive quote has to do with driving behaviour.

Top bumper sticker quotes.

A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

Back off! I'm not that kind of car.

Cover me! I'm changing lanes.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

Don't follow me. I'm lost too.

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Get off my ass before I start to like it!

Heavily medicated for your safety.

Hello, officer. Put it on my tab.

Help! Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!

Horn Broken Watch for Finger

I'm a nice guy. My car is evil.

I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.

I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

I'm not playing with myself, just adjusting my jewellery.

I don't care, I don't have to.

I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life

I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.

I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.

I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!

Invest in America. Buy a Congressman!

It's time to pull over and change the air in your head!

It sucks to be a man in a lesbians body.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Lord give me patience... Hurry!

My other car is also a piece of junk

This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle