Cool Quotes

Humorous Cool Quotes to make you laugh.

Here is my collection of humorous cool quotes. I hope you like my selection. If you cannot laugh about these cool quotes, please see your doctor.

Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit! (Looney Tunes)

Nature abhors a moron. (H.L. Mencken)

Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement (Jim Horning)

The future isn't what it used to be! (Arthur C. Clarke)

In spite of the recent progress in Science, the depths of human imbecility have not yet been plumbed. (H. Ellis)

Why don't we save time and you just tell me what I want? (Sex in the city)

For the man who has everything - Penicillin. (F. Bourquin)

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti (Sophia Loren)

I am a deeply superficial person, I like sex. (adapted from an Andy warhol quote)

Creator - A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh. (H.L. Mencken)

What a nice night for an evening. (Steven Wright)

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast (Woody Allen)