Funny Honors Students Quotes

Funny quotes and one-liners about honours students.

Bumper stickers about honor students are still very popular. Of course, these funny honours student one-liners are mostly used by people who's child is not a honors student. But they are funny, nevertheless.

The best honour students one-liners.

If the kid is an honor student, he must not really be yours

Your child may be an honors student, but You're still an idiot.

My daughter turned down your honor student!

My honour student can drink yours under the table!

The future isn't what it used to be! (Arthur C. Clarke)

My honor student sells the best dope!

My kid beat up your honor student.

My kid got your honor student pregnant!

My kid sells term papers to your honor student.

Previous owner had an honor student!

Your child may be an honors student, but You're a moron.

Your honor student never gets laid!

Your honour student swallows!

Your honor student sells bumper stickers!