Funny SMS text messages

Hilarious quotes and one-liners to use on your mobile phone.

Funny quotes can also be used as text messages on your mobile phone. Here we have collected some of the best funny sms text messages we have seen. Of course you can also use these funny sayings at other occasions and some will even look very good on a funny tshirt.

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

You have the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.

Hallo, this is your mobile. No particular problem, but I just wanted to leave your pocket. The smell is unbearable!

I am not your type.... I am not inflatable.

You have a one-bit brain with a parity error.