Hilarious Funny Pickup Lines

Use these humorous pickup line quotes at your own risk.

Here are some hilarious funny pickup lines and some not so funny. These humorous quotes are not meant to be used, but if you believe you can get away with it, go ahead:

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Why not be unique and different, just say yes

Gorgeous, charming, witty, obviously intelligent.... well enough about Me! How are you?

If I received a dime for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have ten cents.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?.

I am like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. Do you like nuts.