Mood buttons.

The best mood buttons.

These slogans look especially good on a mood button. Mood buttons are the latest rage, but of course you can also put these slogans on a T-shirt. And yes, I think they are funny.

Top mood buttons slogans.

Am I dead yet

Well aren't we just a fucking ray of sunshine.

Ask me about my ability to annoy complete strangers

You suck big time

Damn right I am good in bed. I can sleep for days!

I am still hot! It just comes in flashes now.

Please take a number, and stick it up your ass!

Heavily medicated for your safety.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

I'm not playing with myself, just adjusting my jewellery.

I don't care, I don't have to.

I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.

Admitting you are an asshole is the first step

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

Did you eat a bowl of Stupid for breakfast?

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

It sucks to be a man in a lesbians body.