Catchy political quotes and one-liners.

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Top political quotes.

Politicians & Diapers need to be changed, often for the same reason

Annoy a Liberal. Work hard and be happy

Don't blame me. I voted.

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that!

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Under Republicans, man exploits man. Under Democrats, it's exactly the opposite!

Grow your own dope! Plant a politician!

Vote Conservative! There's no mistake like an old mistake!

Annoy a politician today. THINK!

The opposite of progress is Congress.