T-shirt quotes and sayings.

Funny, naughty and offensive tshirt quotes.

I like perusing web sites with funny and sometimes naughty T-shirt quotes, but found that hiding the hilarious Tshirt sayings between many not so funny T-shirt quotes takes away the impact. I believe that reading these quotes from funny or offensive T-shirts becomes much more hilarious if you only list the best ones. Of course that means you have to like my style of humour, but that's OK. If you don't like my selection of Tshirt humor there are lots of other funny quote sites on the Internet. If you do like my humour, than you will like this web site and come back more often. So bookmark (Ctrl D) this page, and if you like one of these funny T-shirts so much that you cannot stop laughing, you can support my site by buying a t-shirt or spreadshirt with that funny quote.

Top ten tshirt quotes (for now, will be top 100 soon).

I did London, I did New York, but I loved doing Paris

Paris sucks! (looks good on the back of the previous T-shirt)

I have the pussy, so I Make The Rules

Trust me, I'm a lawyer

Ifyour eadthisyo uarestari ngatmyt its

Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch

Started out with Nothing. Still have most of it!

I am not a bum. My wife works!

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Cherish Me Damn It

If you don't like what I am wearing... Feel free to undress me!